I just came across a Buzzfeed meme article about 22 things you learn in your thirties that you wish you’d known earlier, and unlike most Buzzfeed meme articles, I shook my head in agreement for most of them. If you haven’t read my previous post kind of trashing a 30’s Buzzfeed meme article, see Best Things About Being In Your Thirties- The Lists.
So let’s go over a few of the best learned things from Buzzfeed’s 22 Things You Know In Your Thirties That You Wish You’d Known In Your Twenties. In no order:
“There are other ways to communicate with your friends than social media. Like speaking on the phone. Or even meeting them in person.”
Yes, yes and yes! YESSSSSS!!! But do other thirty-somethings know this too? Wait, am I not alone?
2. “Your love for cheese will only grow stronger.”
Damn. I really didn’t think my love of cheese could actually grow much stronger. But dammit Buzzfeed, why do you have to be so right?? And my damn allergy to cheese makes me want it even more. Whyyyy, cruel world???
3. “Being so drunk you don’t know your own name is not attractive to the opposite sex.”
Really? Damn it again. Good thing I don’t drink as much anymore because in my thirties, after 3-5 drinks, I wake up in the middle of the night with my heart racing, not able to go back to sleep again for 2 hours anyway. Come on liver, get it together!
4. “It makes sense to spend more than $10 on a bottle of wine.”
Okay, I disagree with this one. Maybe it can be done, but how does it “make sense”? Priorities, people!
5. “Weddings cost a FUCKING fortune.”
It would seem so. I have never had one of these weddings, but legend has it they suck up all your wine-buying money for the remainder of your adult life.
6. You will not find your true love on the dance floor at 2 a.m.
Yep, hopefully by your thirties you’ve discovered the computer as a better place to go when you’re single at 2 am. Pajamas and Tinder can actually start trumping dancefloor as early as 10 or 11 pm…